I babysat for 8 year old twins a few weeks ago and one of them decided to give me some words of wisdom at the dinner table.
Charlie: So can you drive?
Me: Yes, I can drive.
Charlie: So you’re a grown up?
Me: Sort of.
Charlie: Well how old are you?
Me: How did you know?
Charlie: I guessed. So are you married?
Me: Nope. Am I still a grown up?
Charlie: Yeah. But you should probably think about getting married.
Charlie: Like in the next ten years, you should get married.
Geez, Charlie – way to put the pressure on me! Kids are funny.